Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.