Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.