Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are our chosen family.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.