Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.