Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.