Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

All the best people are crazy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.