Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.