Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.