Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.