Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are our chosen family.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.