Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is the key to everything

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।