Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.