Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.