Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.