Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.