Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.