Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.