Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.