Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.