Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.