Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.