Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.