Funny Quotes / Friends

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

All the best people are crazy.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।