Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.