Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.