Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.