Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.