Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।