Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

All the best people are crazy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.