Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.