Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are our chosen family.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.