Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.