Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.