Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

All the best people are crazy.