Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.