Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.