Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.