Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are our chosen family.

All the best people are crazy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is the key to everything

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.