Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

All the best people are crazy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.