Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is having crazy friends.