Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.