Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.