Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.