Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.