Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।