Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।