Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is being equally annoying.