Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is being equally annoying.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is the key to everything

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.