Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.