Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is the key to everything

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.